small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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