Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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