You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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