I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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