am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom