He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.