i don't like sucking hair
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
well you can't waste a boner
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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