I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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