I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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