Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You are a genius and a whore.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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