i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Can you bring me the toilet please
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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