so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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