Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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