what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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