I don't usually arrange sex via text message
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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