New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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