Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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