i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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