is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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