last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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