$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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