Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
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just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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