I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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