No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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