is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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