I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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