Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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