i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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