Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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