I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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