Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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