its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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