I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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