As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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