so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
They have beer where we have blood.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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