You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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