Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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