can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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