im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I bet he comes in French.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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