My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
