Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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