I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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