Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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