Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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