If i come over, it means nothing
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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