sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Randomize
