My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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