I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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