who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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