Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I've blown a few things in my day
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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