are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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