Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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