i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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