oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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