Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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