I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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